More than likely, you are visiting this link because you think your Christmas letters suck. You're probably right. But don't feel bad. Most people's Christmas letter suck. And here's why....
Most Christmas letters turn into verbose brag sessions about how many A's Junior got in school and how many trips you took during the year. The reality is, nobody cares. That sounds harsher than I mean it, but the people who really care about you already know what you did this year.
Let me help you turn the year's events into something people actually want to read about. How?
I'll e-mail you a form. You fill it out. I charge a flat rate of $90, even if takes me 3 days to weave your life into an entertaining masterpiece.
You're going to spend the money on the postage anyway, right? And who has time in November to actually sit down and crank out something memorable?
If getting a ghost writer is good enough for Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton, it's good enough for you too. E-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org by November 10 to get the process going. Your friends will thank you for it.
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