By Kat Hobza, Humor Writer
...Specializing in Sarcasm and Sass
"Frequently" might be stretching it, but I compiled a list of questions you may have after you review this site. Please e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org with any questions not listed here.
Pretty much however you want them to work. I've put together a collection of samples for you to review. (Please see Articles). Start by reviewing a sample, then go to the next question....
E-mail a topic to email@example.com, and cut me loose. You own exclusive rights to these pieces, so they are sold between $75-$135, depending on the amount of research required and the length of the piece.
Nor do I. I wouldn't be in business very long if I went popping off in every direction with little regard for advertisers and readerships. I published my own magazine for 5 years, so I appreciate the delicate balance between readers, advertisers and content. I'll ask you a few questions about your publication's readership and advertisers and get a feel for your comfort level. I've written for a variety of audiences- parents, schools, the elderly, sportsmen, businesses, women and everything in between.
I'm committed to being respectful of your audience and advertising base. There's a line, and I don't want to cross it. How far I march up to the line is up to you.
Sure do. Please visit Marketing Writing.
Yes. I am on a one-woman campaign to rid the world of bad Christmas letters. Skip on over to Christmas Letter for a full explanation.
Not really. I use the word 'publication' a lot, but obviously I write for blogs, websites, online magazines, print media, etc. You can hire me to write your Facebook posts if you really want to! I'm kidding of course (unless your posts are so lame that you're getting bullied on Facebook, and then we should talk).
I am endowed (or cursed if you prefer) with a knack for finding the humor in just about everything. The only topics I shy away from are ones that might irrevocably scar my kids. Some days, the fact that I'm their mother is a heavy enough burden for them to carry!
Oh, you're one of those people. Get all the fascinating Kat facts at About Kat.
I've been an editor for years- I know how frustrating it can be to work with writers! I write humor, but I conduct my business professionally. I take deadlines very seriously and submit material early whenever possible, to allow time for review and revisions. Please see Testimonials.
Mom, I asked you to stop posting questions here. No. I write at 5:00 a.m. That's a bit early to start chugging vino, even for me.